Official Awards
Club Memberships
Adult Toys Gifts
Office Gifts, Club Memberships
Awards are based on the "honour system"
We authenticate and certify our awards
Each Award is Notarized & sealed with Wax
Gauranteed to be 100% Authentic
We ship out gifts in non-discreet, colorful
vivid packaging, that pops out.
Our Services are gauranteed to please.
Silly Jack Ass specializes and caters to
the political spectrum; but we serve all industries including
Government, Commercial, Office, Retail, Hospitality
Athletics. Restaurant & Catering, Healthcare, and more.
Many clients send multiple invitations, gifts
and thank you post cards to multiple locations to ensure
the recipient is aware that our memberships offers have time constraints
so they don't miss out on the limited opportunity we offer.
Our Services
Box Subscription
Over 50 Products, each with official .com website; with specs & illustration.
Discover exclusive adult products through our convenient box subscription service; Very popular subscriptions that come mailed in a colorful non discreet box., best seller.
Can be sent anonmously for the more discerning customer.
Contests
Contestant Inquires, Invitations
Postcards, 3 Very Popular Contests !
Participate in exciting contests for a chance to win incredible adult-oriented prize. We have numerous contestants that cant get enough of our contests; and they keep coming and coming. Very popular invitation.
Clubs
Club Memberships
Invitations, Membership Dues
We Manage Several Popular Clubs.
Join our prestigious adult clubs located throughout America in local hotel guest suits, like the Sheraton, and Hotel 6. Our clubs are tied in popularity with our box service memberships and can be anonymous.
Awards
Certified 100% -Authentic Wax Sealed
Suitable for framing - Make Someone Feel Recognized & Send Your Award Today! These Awards are Notarized!
Be recognized with our internationally acclaimed adult awards, rivaling the Nobel Peace Prize and Michelin Star. Another very popular product, real 100% genuine certificates; suitable for framing, Notarized with Wax Stamp !
The Very Best Office Gifts in America
SillyJackAss has over 100 different Box Services, Clubs & Contests.
All sent Non Discreetly, Anonymously by USPO, and FedEx Ground.
We Specialize in Political Products for Political Fundraising for American Politics. NGOs - Foundations Charities
Direct Shipment to your Recipient; Restaurant, Office, Caterer, Retail.
Commercial, Residential, Government.
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Get The App !
02
Order !
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Done !
AT first; I was skeptical about ordering a product that came in colorful
non discreet packaging; but my order from the Butt Plug Store;
didn't let me down a bit.
Im not alone anymore; even the mailman
says hello and smiles at me now!
Lassy Chester
I can't stress enough how much I appreciated the look
on the faces at the office when the recipient got there colorful
package containing the informational package of the SJA Club offerings.
I wanted them to feel admired from afar, so I chose option to mail anonymously.
The entire office was impressed with the invitation. Thank You Silly JackAss.
I have a few other memberships I'm buying for some work associates.
Jake Willowby
